By Mike Isbell
University of Georgia

If I had stopped to listen before I opened the door Saturday
morning, I probably would have known what was in my yard:
grackles! They make the most irritating sound — like turning the
dial on a radio real fast.

They were all over my muscadine vines. And the ones that weren’t
— well, I could tell they were just waiting their turn. I didn’t
plant my muscadines to feed grackles.

In case you don’t know, a grackle is a bird kind of like a
blackbird, only bigger. Both of them would drive me nuts if I had
to listen to them all day.

As soon as I walked out, the flock flew away. I knew they would
probably be back, but they were not going to eat my muscadines. I’ve
waited on those things to ripen, and I wasn’t going to let a
bunch of birds beat me to them.

Bird netting

So I went to the store and bought a roll of bird netting to put
over the vines. It’s black, so you can’t really see it until you
get up to the vines. It works really well to keep the birds from
getting the fruit. The only problem with the netting is that I
can’t get to the ripe muscadines either.

But I’ll be darned if I’m going to let the grackles have them!

Muscadine grapes were one of the early colonists’ most pleasant
surprises when they settled here in the Southeast. The wild
muscadines are an important wildlife food, too, and often climb
to the treetops.

Muscadines are either bronze or black. Bronze muscadines are
sometimes referred to as scuppernongs. Scuppernongs are actually
a cultivar of bronze muscadine found growing wild on the
Scuppernong River in North Carolina in 1810 and cultivated since
then.

A bit confused

A lot of folks are a bit confused when they talk about
scuppernongs and muscadines, and I may be one of them. But I
don’t think so.

Now, this is an actual conversation — well, almost actual —
with one of my sisters Sunday while I was visiting. I happened to
make the comment, “The muscadine vine sure doesn’t have many
muscadines on it this year.”

“That’s not a muscadine vine,” she answered. “It’s a scuppernong
vine.”

“Well, why isn’t it a muscadine vine?” I asked.

“Because muscadines grow in trees and this one is growing on a
trellis wire.”

But scuppernongs are muscadines! See the confusion?

I’m certain I don’t have scuppernongs, because I bought them and
planted them, and I know what the tag on the vines said. I have
two cultivars of muscadines growing at my house, and they’re not
growing in the trees.

And the grackles are not going to eat ’em before I do!