So you don’t believe in the Jolly Fat Man. You’d better, because
he’s got all of the gardening gifts you’ve been wanting.

Santa has the best working conditions up toward the North Pole to
test the many gardening tools. Remember, northerners can garden
almost 24 hours a day in their long summers and really put tools
through their paces.

He’s bound to have quality tools that will last. I bet he has one
of those really fine English gardening forks. He even designed a
smaller version for Mrs. Claus to use.

Origin of Children’s Tools

You know the small gardening tools we call children’s tools were
originally made for the elves. After all, they do help Santa in
the garden.

I really don’t know what vegetables Santa grows, but I feel sure
he can arrange to get you the ones you want. Maybe he knows
someone who has the long-sought heirloom tomato seeds you’ve been
seeking.

In the long, dark winters at the North Pole, Santa surely has
many gardening books. Those beautiful garden photos must look
good after a snowy day of making toys.

Comfortable Gardening

Santa is getting up in age and surely knows about comfortable
gardening. He can bring you one of those garden scooters you can
roll around on if you have problems sitting on the ground. I
understand Mrs. Claus designed the scooter because she got tired
of hearing Santa complain of aches and pains.

And what about that load of compost or manure you’ve wanted for
the past several years. Santa can surely bring these. What do you
think he does with all of that reindeer manure?

So watch out. Don’t cry (or whine). And please don’t pout. Santa
is coming to bring you your garden toys.